Photo via Flickr user mauroguanandi. This week, two viral Reddit threads highlighted an enduring truth: Nobody actually knows anything about the female labia. In a TwoXChromosomes subreddit , user okcookies wrote in to fume about an overheard conversation between two coworkers, in which both men sincerely stated their belief that "the darker the vag the more dudes she's been pounded by. In another archived thread making the rounds this week, another user wrote of her frustration that "a lot of people seem to be under the impression that a female's anatomy changes drastically with every sexual experience she has.
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When your pussy lips are all safely oiled up with tanning lotion, lay back and open your legs wide. Try to keep your labia minora closed so the inner skin doesn't dry too much. It's easier if you have very big inner lips because you can simply squeeze them together and lay them to one side of your vulva, keeping the entrance of the vagina covered. Just move your labia from time to time to let both sides tan evenly. After a short while, the sensations of the sun's heat make your vulva and your whole inner vagina engorged and erect. If you're in the mood and have good imagination, you can even become orgasmic from all the energy bundling up in your tummy. Simply stick up your chin to feel your neck extend, arch your lower back and use your hands to pull your knees sideways so you feel a stretch on the inside of your thighs. If you concentrate you will pull off a silent orgasm without having touched yourself! Remember, before going to tan, gently shave all around your vulva and wash your pussy in and out. That way you will feel clean and extra sexy while tanning with your legs open.
Nude beach or no nude beach, topless tanning feels great. We all like to lay in the sun and get a tan. Absorbing the warm sun rays doesn't only give a nice color to our skin, it also charges us with energy and makes us feel rejuvenated and sexy. That's the difference between being under the sun and being in a tanning bed. Artificial tanning doesn't give you that energized feeling. Unfortunately, most women don't ever get to feel the sun on their naked pussy.